Wild Man-isms

I'm in need of a good laugh today, so I thought I'd share a few Wild Man-isms. Feel free to share ones from your own kids.

• Don't tickle my butt, Daddy!
• Roar, growl, roar! (He has recently decided he is a dinosaur.)
• Pearlie, do you want to eat the Christmas Tree? (Pearlie is one of our cats.)
• I have to fart, Mommy.
• Let's eat snow.
• Don't pee in the bathtub! (I think he was talking to himself when he said this, but I can't be sure.)
• Theresa (one if his buddies from school) likes to shake her bootie.
• Mommy, I need cookies--now!
• I not! (He usually says this when you ask him to do something he doesn't want to do, as in, I am not going to pick up my toys right now!)