Wild Man-isms

Here are some of the hilarious and thoughtful things Wild Man has said recently.

• Mommy, I just peed on Daddy.
• What are these, Mommy? (said as he washes his testicles while taking a bath)
• Mommy, where's your penis?
• I have to fart.
• My bum itches.
• The moon looks tired, Daddy.
• I need a break.
• Here, Mommy, I rub your belly for you.
• Mommy, does your back hurt? I get some medicine for you.